JOKES & RIDDLES

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A farmer was milking a cow and a fly was flying around.
He shushed it away with his hand and it flew in the cow's ear.

He kept milking and the fly came out in the milk bucket.
The farmer thought "In one ear and out the
udder".

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Q. What time did the silly man go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty.

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Melinda asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Mitchell's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.

"The flight to Egypt," said Mitchell.

"I see ... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Melinda said, "but who's the fourth person?"

"Oh, that's Pontius-the Pilot.

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"Pastor Chuck?" announced little Johnny, "there's somethin' I can't figger out." "What's that Johnny?" asked Pastor Chuck.

"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"

"Right."

"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"

"Er--right."

"An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"

"Again you're right."

"An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"

"All that is right, too," agreed Pastor Chuck. "So what's your question?"

"What I wanna know is this," demanded Johnny. "What was all the grown-ups doin?"

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